the confessional... it's been a while

Well Glamazon is hosting the confessional and I haven't played in a while.. I had to save up. You know? I needed to find more things to confess. :) So here we go.

1. Have you noticed that my blog has dandruff? yeah I thought that was a nice everyday touch. That's why I can't ever have a black background. The things I suffer from *sigh*.

2. I haven't washed my face with soap in maybe 10 years or more? Soap does not ever touch my face for any reason. I prefer to have lots of skin mites or whatever is keeping my skin so nice. :) I honestly get compliments on it all the time. I never respond "my secret is never, for any reason, let anything touch your face but lotion and kisses." But that's the secret folks. it's out. And since I'm nursing a baby... there are two little places that soap also hasn't touched since I was 4 months prego. Just saying.

3. I have a syndrome of "saying too much." It's a syndrome that I don't just have on my confessional. I have it always. I think people wonder "why does this girl spill ALL THE BEANS all the time about herself??" But I do. What can I say? I like to keep it real. I figure, maybe someone else has the same thoughts/problems/ideas/mistakes that I do and maybe they need a friend. How can I find them if they don't know that I'm crazy too? :) Plus I used to be a pathological liar and so the pendulum has maybe swung a little too far to the right. (see what I mean? saying too much again. :) ) the patho thing ended when I was 18 friends so we're good. (most of us..)

4. I also am one of those annoying people who takes way too long to take a breath while talking. I hate when people do that. It makes me hyperventilate. But a friend about 5 years ago informed me of this annoying human-super-power when I informed her that she was a messy, only-through-the-nose laugher and to please not laugh on my lunch. yuk. I had hurt her feelings a little bit so I explained that when I say something like that- she just needs to respond as honestly as I did. And she hit me with "you never, ever breathe when you talk. You can go on forever. It freaks me out." and I've been traumatized ever since. Mostly because she's right. I can also hold my breath longer than the average joe. (well I could at one time...) so serves me right. :)

5. I have "bumpy dry" skin on the back of my arms. It's not pretty.

then end. :) Link up and play!!! :) It's fun!! :)
Hope you all have a fabulous friday! (all 3 of you.:) )

-Kath