Confessional play along

It's confessional time again with Glamazon

1. I have no idea how to make the button that I'm supposed to make to play along here.
2. The "special K challenge" in order to lose weight backfires on me.
3. I only buy special-k red berries.
4. If I see a red berry in the near future in my box, I keep pouring.
5. This means I end up with a HUGE bowl of cereal.
6. Not "one cup"
7. which is tiny.
8. And I like it so much I usually have seconds.
9. My whining session on my last posted confessional payed off.
10. We got a new car. But it was the minivan instead of the SUV.
11. I was sad about it the entire time we were buying the car.
12. Until we drove off the lot..
13. Then I realized that it was my true-love all along.
14. we are soul mates.
15. Oddly enough- this same scenario played out when I met -> married my husband.
16. I never want what's best for me.
17. It's an anti-power I have.
18. But if someone gives it to me, and I have to have it somehow...
19. I realize that I'd never be happy with anything else.
20. For this reason, I am very frustrating to live with.
21. I hate typing the word "glamazonmormonmom" only because I think it's overt over-use of the right hand.
22. And I always feel a little uncomfortable (hand-wise) doing it. :)
23. But I love glamo and I'd never stop typing her name. I just need to do it more often. (I guess I'll practice.)
24. On that note, I know a few random facts about typing and horns.
15. Typing: the longest word in the English dictionary that can be typed only using the top line is "typewriter."
17. I also feel awkward typing that one.
28. All car horns honk in the note of "F".
29. I know I messed up the numbers there. I think it's bizarre that I randomly picked the numbers that I did. :)
30. I wonder what I'll do next?